you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016

Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 30, 2008

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!

Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.

by Jefbag April 4, 2009

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022

You Scared The Cum out of Me

When you get Super Duper Ultra Scared

Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me

by IamBisexuelPornWords September 18, 2020

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007