Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Captain Jack Sparrow

Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.

His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cogi December 17, 2021

Mud Jacking

Someone jacking off using large portions of caked mud.

Did you see that hill billy in the woods yesterday? He was mud jacking like a mad man!

by Smoots July 4, 2011

Jack Bauer

A man shoots a woman and inserts his penis into the bullet wound.

I Jack Bauer'd a girl last night.

by tony almeda 2 April 18, 2009

jack-n-da crack

the fast food joint "jack in the box

tha only thing open this late is jack-n-da crack.

by lil lefty August 11, 2006

3 run jimmy jack

a phrase commonly used by LAA Angels' Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever a 3 run home run is hit by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

At the end of the game, HOWIE KENDRICK HIT A 3 RUN JIMMY JACK for a game winner!

by katierose June 7, 2010

Jack Daniels Rim Runner

The Jack Daniels Rim Runner is a sex position that entails one partner first acquiring a bottle of Jack Daniels. This partner then proceeds to get his/her other partner to bend over and put their buttock in the air. The first partner with the bottle then pours a large amount of Jack Daniels on the anus (rim) of the second partner. Then, the first partner licks around the anus in a circular motion (rim-running) and sucks up all of the Jack Daniels.

Since Shanith was very sexually stimulated, he decided to take things with his partner Jeremy to the next level by doing a Jack Daniels Rim Runner on his asshole.

by Jimbo Cherruti August 5, 2008