The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.

Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Alp effect

(ALP) Effect - this is a crazy effect alp is from china and is Asian if u play with him u like to eat animals if u trio with him or do wagers with him u will turn into a china person u will also be very washed and get kicked out of a team and brag about being a discord mod. Also u turn very weird

Im feeling Chinese's today (alp effect

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mia effect

the "Mia effect" (MEEE-ahhhh afffff-ict): when you develop feelings for all your debate partners

Jon hooked up with Sarah right after debating with her; I blame the Mia effect.

by debatebeefer March 12, 2020

Effect

a physical phenomenon, typically named after its discoverer.

"the Doppler effect"

by Arminkshipper May 25, 2025

The Declan Effect

when one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter

“Ayo why quin lookin different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.

by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023

The Toji Effect

When one is such a menace that he turns a person against a race that he is not a part of.

(In some rare instances might cause a a person to be high and zesty.)

Mrs. Rebecca has been affected by the toji effect because of Dylan's actions in class today.

by Libansthoughts September 11, 2023