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unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter
dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009
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man bag tragedy

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity
'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'
by leroymarshall May 19, 2013
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Reverse Gucci Bag

The act of pulling a man's testicles out through his anus, leaving the nutsack and testicles dangling.
I hated that motherfucker so bad, he was on my last nerve so I Reverse Gucci Bagged him. See if he don't act right now, his ass won't be able to sit for a year.
by nemo155 May 28, 2019
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Jew-che Bag

A Jewish douche Bag. Found in parts of New York, but generally thrive most in the arid climate of Boca Raton and other douchey areas of south and central Florida.
Guy #1: Did you go out last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, but the place was swarming with Jew-che Bags. I had to leave before I killed myself.
by TheSigPiJake July 27, 2009
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douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.
When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.
by drumbeast June 30, 2009
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bag your tool

by daman October 27, 2003
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stupid whore bag

1.) Someone who will fuck anything that walks.

2.) Someone who has 4 kids by the age of 20.

3.) A fucking worthless peice of shit.
Damn that stupid whore bag is trying to fuck everyone in the school
by Dirty Randy 42069 January 5, 2018
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