by BPG0004 April 12, 2016
Get the sappy douche bagmug. dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?
I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009
Get the unload my bagmug. The act of pulling a man's testicles out through his anus, leaving the nutsack and testicles dangling.
I hated that motherfucker so bad, he was on my last nerve so I Reverse Gucci Bagged him. See if he don't act right now, his ass won't be able to sit for a year.
by nemo155 May 28, 2019
Get the Reverse Gucci Bagmug. A Jewish douche Bag. Found in parts of New York, but generally thrive most in the arid climate of Boca Raton and other douchey areas of south and central Florida.
Guy #1: Did you go out last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, but the place was swarming with Jew-che Bags. I had to leave before I killed myself.
Guy #2: Yeah, but the place was swarming with Jew-che Bags. I had to leave before I killed myself.
by TheSigPiJake July 27, 2009
Get the Jew-che Bagmug. Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Dadmug. by JMD3030 November 10, 2011
Get the Empty my bagmug. 1.) Someone who will fuck anything that walks.
2.) Someone who has 4 kids by the age of 20.
3.) A fucking worthless peice of shit.
2.) Someone who has 4 kids by the age of 20.
3.) A fucking worthless peice of shit.
by Dirty Randy 42069 January 5, 2018
Get the stupid whore bagmug.