Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the Smurf 'n' Turfmug. When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020
Get the Reverse Slip n Slidemug. by Msplcd October 9, 2016
Get the stop 'n' swopmug. by TKOZZZ April 29, 2024
Get the Brush and tuck n' tapemug. A girl whos name starts with L will always be best friends with a girl with the N name. They r absolutely CRAZY.
by Airhead16 March 30, 2020
Get the L+Nmug. When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
Get the Yellow Slip-N-Slidemug. 