Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Hand

Something used to clap cheeks

Get bitch slapped rihanna with my hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020

2nd hand reels

When your roomate is scrolling through his For You, and you can’t help but laugh

Shii, I was just chilling in the room, and I couldn’t help but hear my roommate scrolling. His For You got me laughin’ too. Man’s got me on his 2nd hand reels.

by Diana Hole December 7, 2025

《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》You《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

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《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》You《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025