guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022

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The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

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God

Lana Del Rey

person: "hey! who is god?"
other person: "Lana del rey duh"

by lanadelreyismyreligion October 10, 2021

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Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on Twitch

Bro: "Brofist!"

Cello God: "Have a nice day."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

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god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

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