two pretty best friends 

something that doesn't exist

man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

two pretty best friends by man in car November 4, 2020

friendship cuddle 

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.

"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."

friendship cuddle by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

Frieder 

Is a person who is really cool has very much "swag" and is good looking.
He has usually a big penis and girls wants to be with him.

Hey dude, look at this frieder. He looks so cool and has multiple girlfriends.

Frieder by Indekar July 22, 2017

brain fried 

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.

Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."

brain fried by someboredguy May 30, 2011

deep fried meme

When a high quality meme is screen shot, reposted and re-filtered so many times over that it has a yellowish, low quality resolution and looks like it was deep fried.

Guy: "Man, go like that meme I posted."
Guy 2: "Nah man, that shit a deep fried meme, I like my memes fresh."

deep fried meme by Memegod420 November 21, 2016

free friends 

Somewhere you go by yourself or with another fellow loser (usually a sports bar or Irish Pub) where you can associate with people in a similar predicament and pretend you have something in common. Also, any activity you do by yourself that starts a conversation with a total stranger. This term can be applied to many things.

Patton Oswalt in "Big Fan" would go to the Giants game with his "friend" and hang out in the parking lot even though they didn't have tickets, thus....free friends among the crowd.

free friends by The Whapper June 9, 2013

Frieda

Frieda is a very open person and will listen to anything that people tell her she is a great listener. Friedas can be real moody but just make them smile never be rude because friedas will get really pissed and start talking smack. Friedas are very real and chill about things that are crazy. They are one of the most chillest and coolest people you will ever meet. They have so much confidence. Friedas are known to be gorgeous not only from the inside but on the outside. Friedas are one of the funniest people you will ever meet! They are carefree! They love to flirt. Friedas fall for gentlemen. Keep them interested and they will fall for you in no time. Although she can look mean and rude from upfar she is one of the nicest persons ever. Just get to know friedas and listen to them when they are talking to you especially on a serious topic they really appreciate it and it makes them feel cared for and loved.

Hey frieda is so cool right?!!

Frieda by fiveguy12345 November 21, 2017