Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit

When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.

by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009

Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

fartin a dick

One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.

Jerry: Aw man, that fart was fucking loose.

Steve: Whatever Jerry!

Jerry: You were fartin a dick!

by antipop221 November 12, 2011

dick cheney

when pull out, be it to shoot load on stomach or tits of the women and accidently shoot in the face, causing injury or not. a dick cheney. to be dick cheney'd

reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.

he went to blow on my chest and boom. dick cheney'd right in the eye

by cherryflavourednapalm September 7, 2010

dick-dreaming

To daydream sexual fantasies.

Matt: Did you see Maryalice in that skirt today? Damn I'd love to give it to her
Greg: Dude, quit dick-dreaming and get back to work

by IdeoNomo November 7, 2007

Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010