Cat

How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.

If you don't know what a cat is, you probably don't know what a sentence is either.

by Bigger Lebowski October 6, 2017

cat in the sink

When you dog in the bath tub her, and your dick is still in her vagina.

I just had the best sex, i tried the cat in the sink.

by X2agents October 14, 2017

burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

Cat

not a dog

Bruh that is not a dog its a cat

by AJD884 October 27, 2017

Cat

Not a dog.

Is that a dog?
No. That's a cat

by Dogeprkle October 29, 2017

Litter on a cat

When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.

"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"

by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017

Cat

for the most part loveable and generous animal but there know to come off as aggressive and rude sometimes. Cats can come in any shape and size and sometimes they have no fur 'the sphnyx cat'. They are usually a house hold pet. And dogs tend to not like them so you might wanna live with only one of the animals. If your thinking about getting one you need to be prepared for that.

My cat is brown and white

by ElizaJane25 March 25, 2017