Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

by Urmom201 January 16, 2022

whisper box

A whisper box is an intimate way to describe a women's genetalia.
As if unlocking a beautiful secret.

I longed to unleash her whisper box.

by Queenofthewhsiperboxes August 24, 2016

Bitch in the box

A gps

I am going to use the bitch in the box

by Duck yall August 25, 2016

Bust my box

What a gay man says when he wants to get fucked.

I need to go out tonight and find a man to bust my box.

by ChitownGriff December 13, 2016

buffalo box

Could pretty much be anything other than a valve box.

A buffalo box is not a valve box Walter!

by 85486524 July 2, 2019