helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

National Tease Your Friend Day

September 7th is national tease your friend day, you know what that means

You: "hey! It's september 7th"
Friend: "oh shit, really? That's National Tease Your Friend Day"

by Life.help101 September 5, 2021

Bully your hot friend day

Bully your hot friend day is the day you get to bully them for being so hot.

Bully your hot friend day is my favourite holiday
"My friend is so hot I can't even"
"Yay its 22th May, so it's bully my hot friend day!"

by Vindija May 22, 2021

Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.

Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day

by Always_small December 6, 2019

National Fake Ass friend Day

National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th

Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend

by Anonymous Pretty bitch November 25, 2019

Fuck your best friend day

This is the day where you and your best friend fuck

April 23

Hey have you heard it’s international fuck your best friend day

by Rafeeki April 21, 2021

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

Someone who lies in order to make friends.

Arta going on this website and saying that "Usuf" lies to make friends, when really Arta was actually lying that asif lies to make friends....only so that HE could make friends!! ahahaha I would reply:

"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"

by Usuf December 28, 2005