your_local_simp.2

Some random person on tiktok

Hey look i just got a follow from your_local_simp.2 on tik tok

by Rando personnn July 16, 2021

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.

The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Chi to power of 2

its just when to much Chi that u dont realize til its too late.....nothing more not thing less u just dont know the Chi extent

Chi to power of 2 i dont believe she can be seen like that. After a season she change
Yes

by Jimmy Neutral April 15, 2020

2 man

When you and the homie do something together i.e double dates, robberies, etc.

Bro you tryna run a 2 man on theses besties

by Moët Ambassador March 29, 2022

Call of duty black ops 2

Peak gaming

I played Call of duty black ops 2 today

by Kdjdkdnwhsjs July 8, 2025

2 a.m. chill

The cold breeze that passes every day at 2 a.m. wherever you are, whatever the weather or your lever of tiredness.

Can you feel the 2 a.m. chill running down your spine?

by Braingoespop June 16, 2024

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022