God Dammit

God Dammit is the best phrase to say whenever something goes wrong. It is commonly used by unlucky people.

Me: God dammit!
David: Shut up we already know thats your catchphrase

by Lexfunni October 15, 2023

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God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

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Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

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God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him

Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan

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