my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

Your Mom.

The word mostly used in the 2022 history.
"Your Mom" is basically your mother dumbass
Why would you even search this up...

Your mom. WDYM MY MOM...

by kill john lennon April 6, 2022

brooklyns mom

The single most attractive woman of all time. Every guy that sees her instantly falls in love with her.

I like this girl bro, she looks like brooklyns mom.

HOLY SHIT BRO marry her now!

by Urmomsaguy69420 December 10, 2023

mom

OKAY BOOMER

child: mom can i go to a strip club
mom: no
child: OKAY BOOMER

by cuddlebuddy November 11, 2019

Your Mom

the person i railed last night

person A: where were you last night?
person B: why don't you ask your mom

by B@by h!Tler April 4, 2022