Shadow Man

He might seem scary at first, but if he invites you to join him from hiding from the man on the roof, accept. It is your only help if you want to stay in this plane of existence. He looks like a shadow but consumes souls of children unlike a common house shadow. If your shadow is consuming children, consult a doctor immediately.
Synonyms: he who dwells under the bed, a true 12=232#$%$## dimension man, candle man negative, stealer of beef and toes, dave

"Hey bro, wanna hide under the bed with me?"
"No thanks, shadow man, for I am too tired."
"But h e is on the roof."
"Oh, ok then."
*joins him under the bed.*

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack June 11, 2019

beautiful man

a beautiful man.

ur mom: kim namjoon’s such a beautiful man.

by veloxicr August 5, 2021

Popscicle Man

A guy who drives a truck with poscicle pictures on the side that plays music and drives too fast for any kids to ever catch up with.

Did you see that popscicle man drive by?
No. He must have been driving too fast for me too see him.

by nickinoodles October 9, 2008

Man-Cuddling

When a girl is cuddling with her guy while watching something (TV, a movie, ect) at the same time, he'll hold her in a way where she can't see the TV, but he still can. Or, he'll put his head on her chest (like a pillow) to watch the show. The guy tries to multitask, and does everything he can to be able to see the TV AND cuddle.

The guy is paying more attention to the TV than the girl.

Generally it does not work out well.

Girl 1: "I wasn't feeling well, and all I wanted was to snuggle up next to him. He wasn't even paying attention to me, no matter what cuddling position we were in, he always made sure he could see the TV!"
Girl 2: "ugh. I HATE Man-Cuddling!"

by BlastthoseADsAllie February 4, 2010

Estonia Man

Estonia man is a professional argentinian footballer who is known for stat-padding against a low ranked national team known as Estonia who is ranked lower than India.Messi (Estomia Man)is falsely called the goat for this actions

"Who is Estonia Man?"
"Messuiiiii"

by Mbappe lotin October 7, 2022

man-naise

Male genital secretion

I'm going to blow my man-naise all over her.

by Napitzlol July 12, 2016

Man-Inches

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size

Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher

by wolfman666 December 24, 2010