A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.
"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
by CJG753 January 14, 2018
Get the Steve jobs partymug. A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
Get the Jobmug. 1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
by roostertit February 24, 2014
Get the braid jobmug. by BMF90 June 23, 2010
Get the Bling Jobmug. It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way
by chontz1031 March 18, 2019
Get the Chimney jobmug. Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the The A.I. jobs paradoxmug. by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
Get the Jim Jobmug.