God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol

by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022

God

Me

I am God

by I am God, yes August 28, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.

“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.

by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018

God

A falsified leader of religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

co-god

slang for grandma

Person 1: Yas discord user is co-god yas, which means they are grandma yas!

Person 2: really? that’s so cool 😎

by jxliakvn June 13, 2021

ISO Gods

The glory of all 2k teams. All other teams strive to be as immaculate as this team is

“Bro let’s make a 2k team” “Why?” “I wanna be like the ISO Gods”

by ISOGODMINGER October 29, 2019