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calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
Oh no here comes calamari guy
by Cloey money June 8, 2018
mugGet the calamari guymug.
A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
mugGet the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug.

Guy

In not your guy buddy
Buddy: I'm not your friend guy
Guy: ....
by Knowledge Speaks August 15, 2025
mugGet the Guymug.

Guys Across The Hall

People that won't respond in your group chat and make noises when you walk in and ask them a simple question.

A group of people that are all buns.
Person1: What did you do to the guys across the hall?
Person2: I asked them to ball and they all instantly had seizures!
by DattMean June 13, 2016
mugGet the Guys Across The Hallmug.

Cool guy

A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source

Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
mugGet the Cool guymug.

Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"
"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"
by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023
mugGet the Guys I got thismug.

Normal Guy

parasprunki guy stare
by idkwf March 30, 2025
mugGet the Normal Guymug.

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