Cat man

He's the guy that gets all the girls because he's handsome, sweet and cool. Any girl that gets to keep him is blessed but they will have to have a hart of steal to survive all his cats.

Hey my best friend is cat man

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 11, 2019

Cat

The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.

"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

Cat

Just there not doing anything

Look at my cat he’s sleeping

by My bfs dumb June 22, 2022

Cat

A mystical creature that will knock off the papers on your desk and dirty your house but will also cuddle and bite you.

"Hey dude, do you think it's a cat?"
"Well, it knocked over my papers and laid down on them... So I would assume yes.

by Midevil Doomguy January 13, 2022

cat

demonic gremlins that go: MOWWWWW MEOW MOW MEOW MEW MOWWWW

Me: Omg look it’s a kitty cat!!
Cat: MEOWWWWW RAWRRRRR MOW MOW RAWR MEW MOWW MOW MEOW MEWWW MEW RAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022

Cat Cannon

A Cat Cannon is a creation in GDevelop that is absolutely genious.

That cat cannon shoots tons of cats

by Patriciagerdaobesitas June 2, 2023