apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

meaty cunt chops

Also known a meaty cunt chops! This was invented by PHIL and sam, this is when a female has particularly meaty genitals

I bet she has meaty cunt chops

by moleboy November 5, 2013

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

CUNT BUN

if you get called this expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaargghhh you fuckin cunt bun,,,you!!!

by bellend69 January 19, 2008

you're a cunt

The funniest hypocritical statement of his life

(When he gets offended over a joke even though he actively mocks what i do in my life)

You do woodwork as course then i mock him over his operator status then says you're a cunt

by Bornk87 June 3, 2021

Cunt Cookie

When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.

Dude 1: So how was last night?
Dude 2: Like eating a cunt cookie...
Dude 1: Thats's disgusting.

by ttyfhj July 1, 2011

sugary cunt

Something tasty.

That lobster is a SUGARY CUNT!

by Mao ZeDINGDONG December 15, 2015