hit with the lights off

A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body

Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off

by Steve Garcia November 10, 2007

flying off the rails

when you really just yeet on the enemy team in black ops 4

David (before playing black ops): Guys, I'm bout to fly off the fucking rails.

David (while playing black ops): I'm flying off the rails!

by yeetusmaximus9000 October 24, 2018

Mexican sound-off

When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.

"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."

by midwestern_blot November 19, 2019

Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019

off with his dick

The penile equivalent to off with his head. It's what someone says, especially royalty, to order someone's dick to be chopped off.

the king caught one of his knights fucking the queen. As soon as he saw this he shouted "OFF WITH HIS DICK!"

by SweetDoggyM September 4, 2016

Jcole The off season

The OFF Season is a mixtape Jermaine cole confirmed is done. He gave all the rappers in the world 4 years to do what they had to but now that he is returning. They career will die. Especially SZA and Jhene aiko

Jcole The off season is a great mixtape

by Moneworld April 30, 2021

finish off the list

To masturbate, usually with male connotations.

Arright... I'm going to go finish off the list now. Shout if you need me.

by Caliban September 6, 2002