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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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Chimney job

It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way
Charlie gave John one hell of a chimney job...
by chontz1031 March 18, 2019
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Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"
by Donnyfootball2 January 12, 2016
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better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
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job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?

The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
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rim job ricky

a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!
oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.
by ilikedigbick March 14, 2022
mugGet the rim job rickymug.

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