god

fake dude boy chils man child

god ant no player bro

by ffdfrfgrrdfreedd May 8, 2023

Kush Gods

The gods or goddesses taking care of stoners who may be dry. They present offerings during dry times, which manifest as dime bags on sidewalks, or a big nug you find in the carpet.

Dude I found 1g nug in the carpet! Praise the Kush Gods!

by EYELND May 9, 2023

God-ronic

Unexpected happening at a coincidental time.

A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.

by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023

fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.

If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.

by JohnnyCheetahs August 21, 2023

God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 21, 2023

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

gap-godding

The act of filling in gaps in knowledge or human understanding with "god did it".

When science has no definitive answer to a question, theists will often resort to gap-godding to fill in the answer.

by Yrag Mudaneb August 26, 2023