god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

God Mode

That feeling after you jerk off where you feel invinsible. During god mode, you’d have the power to leave Kim Kardashian on opened or break up with your girl.

“Yo man i ate a toilet seat yesterday while i was on god mode”

by Thisdick1234 February 26, 2018

outfit on god

If god picked out an outfit this would be it . The outfit lacks words because it’s heavenly.

Damn bro that outfit on god looks good .

by Gugo818 February 25, 2024

God Dramnit

Pun. Expression, exclamation.

A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.

See also: dram damn

Paul: How do you like that Isley?
Peter: God dramnit that’s some good whisky.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

Chicken God

Chicken gods are very homosexual creatures that can be heavy associated with Beans, Sapphires, Liver, and Chickens ofc!

1: Bro did you hear Chicken god came out
2: YAS THAT'S WHY HE'S A CHICKEN GOD

by beansilver March 20, 2022