Emo bitch: "DADDY" *deletes message*
Me: "bitch I saw that"
Random girl: "daddy why did you cheat on me?!"
Me: "I'm sorry darling but you can't have me all to yourself, you gotta share sometimes"
Me: "bitch I saw that"
Random girl: "daddy why did you cheat on me?!"
Me: "I'm sorry darling but you can't have me all to yourself, you gotta share sometimes"
by Tall_dude February 17, 2022

The friend who buys rounds of beer for the table, or always shows up to events with a case of beer in hand.
Do we have beer for flip cup? Where’s beer daddy?
Beer daddy is here! (Spoken while carrying two pitchers of beer to the table)
Beer daddy is here! (Spoken while carrying two pitchers of beer to the table)
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