Man squee

When a man get's so excited, he wees a bit and moans like he's having sex.

Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.

by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011

Estonia Man

Estonia man is a professional argentinian footballer who is known for stat-padding against a low ranked national team known as Estonia who is ranked lower than India.Messi (Estomia Man)is falsely called the goat for this actions

"Who is Estonia Man?"
"Messuiiiii"

by Mbappe lotin October 7, 2022

Shadow Man

He might seem scary at first, but if he invites you to join him from hiding from the man on the roof, accept. It is your only help if you want to stay in this plane of existence. He looks like a shadow but consumes souls of children unlike a common house shadow. If your shadow is consuming children, consult a doctor immediately.
Synonyms: he who dwells under the bed, a true 12=232#$%$## dimension man, candle man negative, stealer of beef and toes, dave

"Hey bro, wanna hide under the bed with me?"
"No thanks, shadow man, for I am too tired."
"But h e is on the roof."
"Oh, ok then."
*joins him under the bed.*

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack June 11, 2019

man-naise

Male genital secretion

I'm going to blow my man-naise all over her.

by Napitzlol July 12, 2016

David's Man

Someone who is addicted to spitting sunflower seeds.
A true seeder.

I'm not just a seeder, I'm a David's Man!

by Brody Jennings June 9, 2008

Man-Inches

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size

Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher

by wolfman666 December 24, 2010

beautiful man

a beautiful man.

ur mom: kim namjoon’s such a beautiful man.

by veloxicr August 5, 2021