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The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.
by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024
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The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
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Get the rock mug.A dumb human in which does not fathom the skill of caring HINTS being thrown in its damn face. Therefore the stupid human is dense and stupid hence ‘rock’. Aka a crush
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