Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

ur mom

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by mythiksushi October 27, 2021

YA mom

When you don't know what the reply to something.

example: have you seen my ring

Ummm.. YA mom

by SimpforDilucxxxxxxx October 27, 2021

Your Mom

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Stewart: I did your mom last night

Robert: I know, she's fantastic!

by Alouiscious Smith Brown October 28, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

ur mom

ur mom iss hott and definty has good pussy to smash with

dang ur mom is hot

by anonymous October 30, 2021