Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023

CUNT BUN

if you get called this expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaargghhh you fuckin cunt bun,,,you!!!

by bellend69 January 19, 2008

hunt cunt punt

The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.

Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!

by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018

fuck you cunt

When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents

HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT

by Power of Griggstain July 31, 2017

doopy cunt

A really dumb bitch. usually with blonde hair that carriers her small animals in her purse.

did you see that girl last night at the party? you know, the one that got wasted and puked on that guys lap? what a doopy cunt.

by christie4231 January 2, 2010