Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

CUNT BUN

if you get called this expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaargghhh you fuckin cunt bun,,,you!!!

by bellend69 January 19, 2008

doopy cunt

A really dumb bitch. usually with blonde hair that carriers her small animals in her purse.

did you see that girl last night at the party? you know, the one that got wasted and puked on that guys lap? what a doopy cunt.

by christie4231 January 2, 2010

Thunder Cunt

A Gang having its origins in Fort Wayne Indiana
;the most bad ass people in the 260'

"What are ass people?"

Used in a sentence;
So i was at the OMNIVORES concert and i'm pretty sure that band is in the thunder cunts

by OMNIVORES January 13, 2011

wiggly-cunt

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag

anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt

by Little Gords March 20, 2007