Trump spur

Intentional suffering of a fictitious ailment to avoid a task or conscription; deceiving others using sympathy for personal benefit.

He wanted to take the day off from work so he created a Trump spur.

by Joy Lance December 29, 2018

Trumping

When you take a bunch of Ketamine and Cocaine before molesting underage girls

Dude, I went trumping with Diaper Donny, Jr, Gaetz, Elon, Bannon, and Vance last night.

by CBWFKY23 August 11, 2024

Trumping

To unexpectedly grab a person by the genitals.

"I know he was arrested for groping but was it just ass grabbing or was he trumping people?"

by turk182.5 May 21, 2023

Trump Breath

When a girl farts goes to the front and gets trapped in her vagina where it stays until it's qweefed and smelled.

Dude, that girl's snatch smelled like Trump Breath!

by dickwayne August 10, 2025

Trump-out

Synonym - cop out.

(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits

Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.

Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?

Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment

Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out

by The Dysfunktional February 24, 2023

Trumps Butthole

A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.

Why does your room smell like Trumps Butthole?

by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018

TRUMPED

A person with the means to pay for goods and services they ordered but who backs out of paying when the bill arrives.

We ordered the ribeye steaks, had a great time,, and then just trumped.

I told my hairdresser I wanted a blowout. When it was done, I said I hated it and I totally trumped her.

Donald Trump is the king of trumping.

I hate going out to eat with Derrick, he trumps everytime the bill comes.

by Fuckreallyallthenamesaretaken July 30, 2021