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meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.
by little_wing December 5, 2017
mugGet the meat poutinemug.

Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
mugGet the Meat hook shimmymug.

meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
mugGet the meatedmug.

meat hopper

Wasn't she with someone last week? That girl sure is a meat hopper.
by Truth idle July 2, 2024
mugGet the meat hoppermug.

meat nuggie

I went over to my girlfriends house last night and she showed me her meat nuggie!!
by kushbudkush June 29, 2017
mugGet the meat nuggiemug.

Mystery meat

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017
mugGet the Mystery meatmug.

Dear meated

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.
by King Book Rock January 25, 2020
mugGet the Dear meatedmug.

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