Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

by Your Friend Phil August 15, 2014

kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on

my boyfriend has kinky meat

by AwesomeDude91 April 4, 2017

Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.

“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”

by dietkrampusdelight May 13, 2022

Meat in the mouth

Meat in the mouth...well Internet pervs welcome meat in the mouth basically means a woman sucking on a mans dick

Man: how about some meat in the mouth girl??
Woman: sure cum here

by Sex_education May 22, 2018

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017