October

The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.

First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.

"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"

"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"

by Yourluna(tic)goddess May 24, 2023

October 30

National ask out your crush day

“Hey so it’s October 30 so I wnat to go out with you”

by Annonomus11 October 30, 2020

October 7th

If you have been looking for a reason to draw yourself a bath, National Bathtub Day, on October 7th, is the perfect opportunity! If you are born this day, treat yourself a long relaxing bath with bubbles and champagne!

Dani: It’s my birthday so I’m gonna get drunk in my tub because it’s the October 7th

by mell the saggytits February 15, 2023

October 20

October 20 is second national Ask Your Crush Out On A Date day and Tell Your Crush Their Pretty/Handsome Day

Aren’t we husband and wife in this scenario

Yes because I asked you out on October 20

by Murie Curie October 17, 2019

October 24

It's October 24 you know what that means ask your Boyfriend of Girlfriend out on a date .

It's October 24 ask your Boyfriend or girlfriend on a date

by Bayley Diaz October 22, 2019

October 23

National break up day
If you want to break up with someone just do it because why date then if there's no love

It's October 23 I want to break up

by Fuckmerightintheass October 21, 2019

October 17th

October 17th is know as National Hug Day. You must hug atleast 5 people on October 17th.

Bro, Its October 17th. You know what that means, "It's National Hug Day!"

by No.Name.User October 16, 2019