meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

meat scrap

The foreskin after it has been circumcised

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap

by John ZZ October 22, 2017

Meat Slug

Another term for huge fat penis

Hey, Chris's mom. Come get dis meat slug girl.

by Jbombsauce May 24, 2018

doner meat

This is basically what doner meat is

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A amazing faggot on the internet.

Me: Hey doner meat whatcha doing bitch

Doner meat: <3 Nothing much babey

by Demonichell October 8, 2014

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Ishowspeed Meat Incident

ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.

The Ishowspeed Meat Incident was awesome!

by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023