pookie man

A male cat with human like qualities.

Look at pookie man. Hes so cute!

by Davepost49 June 10, 2016

Man squee

When a man get's so excited, he wees a bit and moans like he's having sex.

Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.

by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011

Man Bullets

(n.) sperm that is shot from a man's penis acting like bullets from a .44 Magnum

(1) Holy crap dude, I shot my man bullets on her chest and I thought I killed her. Thankfully she enjoyed it.

by Portabells February 6, 2010

man luggage

When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.

Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

bobux man!

the man that will give u bobux and maybe scam u for it...

gayla99playz: i haev no bobux
bobux man! : here have 500 bobux

gayla99playz: yay ty

by amogusrefrence March 17, 2021

H MAN

To be the scariest person on earth. People respect your power, but cower in your rage.

To bear an extreme resemblance to HeMan.

Person #1 - Why are you running man?
Person #2 - Dude! I gotta put on my diapers, H Man cometh and I'm about to void, void, void my pants.

by JZMEL October 23, 2008

monk man

when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it

You're such a monk man!!

by <no comment> March 23, 2004