John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

john

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one

girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.

by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021

John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

Rocky john

A perfect person for everyone.

Rocky John is a perfect person in every eyes of the people

by Eudora the great March 8, 2022

John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES

Also known as cute in filipino.

REYNDIL IS 'JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES'

by rainbriones March 8, 2022