brown down under

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011

Asian Brown Bag

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.

I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.

by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011

brown sugar rim

Tonguing cocaine off of a person's asshole during a rim job

I was expecting a pretty standard hookup, but then she surprised me with a tasty brown sugar rim.

by HolliverXD January 19, 2021

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

by Corfy josie April 27, 2006

BROWN NOSE FOCUS

WHEN YOUR NEW MANAGER AND YOUR OLD MANAGER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM

WHEN JONATHAN TOLD HIS NEW MANAGER HOW MUCH HE APPREICATED HIM, HIS OLD MANAGER SAID I SEE YOU HAVENT LOST YOUR BROWN NOSE FOCUS.

by MEPE11 September 10, 2009

Brown Envelope Day

A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.

"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.

by jim0203 April 4, 2010

Sad Brown Clown

When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.

You better watch your mouth or I'll give you a Sad Brown Clown.

by The Sexual Janitor June 9, 2009