ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 10, 2024
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Surly Joe

A character from the 2018 American Western anthology film, The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs.

Used to describe an average joe who is bad tempered and unfriendly
Surly Joe (Surly Joe), Surly Joe (Surly Joe).
Where the rest of his face has got to, we don't know (we don't know)
He was never any fun, now his grumpy race has run
Kisser blown to kingdom come, oh, Surly Joe (yee-haw!)
by Toostew August 11, 2023
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Joe Xavier Jr.

Son of Joe Xavier S.

Popularly known as Ryan Joe Xavier or just Xavier.
Guinness World Record holder.
Joe Xavier Jr. kicked Adithya in the ass
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Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.
Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup
by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023
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Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
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As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.
Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe
by ssmarine09 February 03, 2012
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Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."
by Big Dick Cheney Junior April 01, 2024
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