12 inch penis

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)

Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.

by Your mom April 4, 2003

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

Penis Willikers

An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.

Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

average penis length

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.

Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!

by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006

off my penis

Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"

"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"

Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person

"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down

"Hey, get off My penis man, you're annoying me"

by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007

magic penis theory

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"

by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

by Lips March 23, 2004