National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

National Send Nudes to Juddie Day

National Send Juddie Nudes Days (April 20)
The National Day of celebration where women named Rebecca send nude images to their Juddie’s. Coincidentally falling on 4/20 making it such an incredibly special day.

J- Hey, you know what today is?
R- 4/20? Time to dabbbbbb
J- Well, yes… but it’s also a very meaningful holiday known as, National Send Nudes to Juddie Day!
R- Oh, sweet! I’ve been waiting all year for that! Let me just turn my camera on.
J- *thinking* (sweet, it worked)

by PussySlayer 5000 April 19, 2022

National hug your crush day

December 6th

I gave her a hug because it is national hug your crush day.

by GASRABBUT December 5, 2021

National send booty pic 3

Send to a girl or boy and they have to send you a picture of the bare ass April 28th

National send booty pic 3 means that the person you send this to has to send a pic of there bare ass

by Stan Rodgers April 27, 2020

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie

January 11th is National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie. Make sure you grab all the Raes and Hannahs in your life on this day and remind them of this National Event. Any cookies are acceptable, as long as they are made by a Rae.

National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie is valid.

by hamjam824 January 9, 2022