national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Dr Douche

Dr of Douchery

Special J is a dr douchery

by Dr Douche December 7, 2021

Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.

Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.

by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022

Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.

Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!

by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022

Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022