brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

Hash Brown Points

Brownie Points, but when you're fucked out of your mind.

What's it called when you do something for an imaginary reward? Wasn't it called Hash Brown Points or something?

by AsumiFuck you December 10, 2020

Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.

I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!

by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011

Asian Brown Bag

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.

I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.

by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011

brown condom eater

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter

boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...

by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011

BROWN NOSE FOCUS

WHEN YOUR NEW MANAGER AND YOUR OLD MANAGER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM

WHEN JONATHAN TOLD HIS NEW MANAGER HOW MUCH HE APPREICATED HIM, HIS OLD MANAGER SAID I SEE YOU HAVENT LOST YOUR BROWN NOSE FOCUS.

by MEPE11 September 10, 2009

Brown Envelope Day

A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.

"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.

by jim0203 April 4, 2010