snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

Hands

When a mf says something stupid you say “hands” and slap the persons hand. If the person says “no nothing” before you say “hands no nothing” the hands is canceled out.

Ty just asked me what obamas last name is, I had to get my hands for that one

by Luh Tenup February 18, 2022

handing out pamphlets

The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons

I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion

by Ball player October 4, 2023

Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.

Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.

by king of uranus August 20, 2025

Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022

Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop

The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.

"Did the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop meant nothing to you?"

by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025