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October 25

October 25th is a day where you ask your friend/best friend for their hoodie.
by Asian Potatoe October 24, 2019
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October 16th

Rafaela’s birthday. A fucking hoe celebrating her day.
“It’s October 16th!“
“The birthday of that hoe?”
“Yes! Send congrats to Rafaela!!”
by vina1111 October 15, 2019
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October 24

National tell your band boyfriend you like him back day.
October 24, TELL HIM YOU LIKE HIM!!!
by Yooyoyoy October 22, 2019
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October 28

Yo should I open up Frankie’s snap?
Nah man it is October 28, National Leave Frankie On Delivered Day.
by TheBeastFromTheSouthEast October 28, 2020
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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October 23rd

It's the day when you break up with your Girl friend fro 24 hours
'Babe i'm breaking up with you for 24 hours Because it is October 23rd, good luck with out me."
by avage_2006 October 22, 2019
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October

October is National peg your husband month!
Honey, bend over for me. It's october, that means its national peg your husband month! This is the first of many strap on sessions for you.
by Tryanythingonce10 October 13, 2022
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