john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue
by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022
Get the johnmug. Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
Get the Big John machinemug. 
Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.
You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.
You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
by Movie Magic October 8, 2025
Get the Johnmug. 
A school that has been around since 1888. An elementary and middle school that is used as an escape from Concord's run down public schools. You often see kids running around on the playground, I mean parking lot. This school has a roster of new teachers every year because the teachers see the ceiling crumble and make the smart decision and get the out of the building. By the time the school year starts they still haven't filled three teaching slots and you have a whole day of study halls until they can fill the slots. All in all the school sucks but has been there for "Generations after Generations."
by JohnCena029346 December 8, 2021
Get the St. John Regional Schoolmug. John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019
Get the Johnmug.