Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022

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Knobber job

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him

“Manny you fucking knobber job”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

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Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

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A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 15, 2020

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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

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