dick me down

when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.

oh my god someone please dick me down!!!!!

by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

I/ME/MINER

A person who is only interested in him or herself, devoid of empathy, or concern for others, or, for the environment, i.e., as long as I get what I want for me and my family . . .

Usually a very shallow person, whose every wish/need is fulfilled instantly, if possible, regardless of who/what is damaged in the process. These people are thoughtless and grasping, use the words "like", "well, actually" in every sentence, and can be found driving 15 miles over the posted speed limit in a 6,000 lb. SUV, while talking on a cell phone and eating, because they are late.

by S D Observer August 16, 2005

70'd me

69 sexual position with a thumb in the ass

Dude she just 70'd me! That was fucked up

by Your Mr. E Mom April 11, 2009

[Hooker] [Me] [Up]

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street

Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!

by Supaflye October 2, 2008

giving me a Monica

Receiving head from a girl in the fashion of Monica Lewinsky.
Getting a blowjob from a girl.

"Friday night I went to this club, met this chick, and 10 minutes later she was giving me a Monica in my car."

by sinful_saint September 17, 2014

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013